“If clubs could metamorphosize into men, I’d want to date 1Oak.”
Other thoughts of the day:
- Why is the London Bachelor on ABC likable despite the fact that he’s a make-out whore? The kissing fiend is lip-locked in every scene with another woman, often while fellow suitors/competitors watch. I know we all rag on the immaturity of people on reality TV, but I have to give these Bachelor broads props because if some girl was tounging a guy I just kissed (let alone wanted to marry) there’s no way I could calmly watch through a window serenely sipping champagne and gossiping. I’d probably pull some sort of karate move that would land everyone (plus cameramen) in the hospital, or at least the psych ward.
- Why is the city raping Washington Square Park? It used to be so pretty and now it looks like a prison facility. If I were an NYU freshman paying $40,000 a year for a non-campus college and the one outdoor communal space my school had to offer looked like war zone, I’d demand a partial refund. Where will these students unwrap their sandwiches and enjoy picnics in the roped-off grass? More importantly, where will they buy weed from hobos?
